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Old 07-25-2016, 01:54 PM
Martian Bigfoot Martian Bigfoot is offline
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Originally Posted by BlackKnight View Post
I think lipstick is gross. I think high heels look ridiculous.
Lipstick was invented by women to stop men from trying to kiss them. High heels were invented by men to stop women from running away. Of these things I am convinced, and don't try to tell me otherwise.

Something else that comes to mind: Breast implants. That has to be some kind of weird joke, that I'm not getting the punchline to.

Last edited by Martian Bigfoot; 07-25-2016 at 01:56 PM.