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Old 09-07-2016, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Billdo View Post
My favorite medical excuse is "gastric distress." No boss will ever ask any follow-up questions about the details of your gastric distress or whether it is a real excuse.
I think the "Does anyone else smell burning hair?" excuse trumps that.

(TL;DR OP had a stroke this morning )