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Old 12-27-2016, 08:45 PM
Aspenglow Aspenglow is offline
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Location: Oregon
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Probably the swankiest and easily the most expensive wedding I ever attended was one of those.

It was a weekend affair on Catalina Island, everyone invited to both the rehearsal dinner and the wedding. All costs borne by the families. The actual wedding was held at the Yacht's Club.

The bride had to be tranqued in order to drag her, crying, down the aisle after an embarrassingly lengthy delay, during which the guests were invited to enjoy the open bar. Vows were quickly made, we enjoyed a dazzling repast, drank like Irish playwrights and danced the night away.

The couple separated after less than 48 hours.