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Old 12-28-2016, 09:03 AM
msmith537 msmith537 is offline
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I found that pretty much 100% of my friends who married strippers ended up divorced.

It's actually a surprisingly high number.

They are still together, but I described one wedding as "like Forest and Jenny's wedding from Forest Gump"...

Like watching a retard marry an AIDS infested crack whore.

Most of the ones that ended in divorce, I could just tell because the groom looked like a giant douche.

Last edited by msmith537; 12-28-2016 at 09:03 AM.