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Old 12-29-2016, 10:40 AM
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Mom's friend wedding reception.

Mom's friend used to always give me hugs and kisses. And for the most part, they were all innocent enough.

Until, that fateful day at the wedding reception. I guess she had one too many because as I was walking by her table, she said to me: "Can't walk by the bride's table with out giving her a kiss."

So I leaned over and attempted to give her a peck like I normally did. Except she turned it into this weird sloppy mouth thing. And then gives me a knowing wink after I abruptly pulled away.

Freaked me the hell out. I was all of 15yo!

Yeah, that marriage didn't last long.