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Old 12-29-2016, 12:37 PM
Chefguy Chefguy is offline
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My son brought home his fiance to meet us. After one day, I thought: Ah, shit, he's marrying his mother.

I went to the wedding, and as I was rocking out with my kids to a Queen song, the bride's father walks up to me, looks down his nose and says: "You don't actually like this stuff, do you?"

It lasted a lot longer than I thought it would, probably ten years, but finally took its toll. The prissiness, the religious bullshit, etc. finally drove him away, but not after driving a huge wedge between him and his family. We didn't speak for nearly three years, thanks to that bitch. He left her for another woman, who is a peach, and things are good in the family again.