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Old 12-29-2016, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by kayaker View Post
A buddy of mine does white dove releases at funerals. He and his two employees average two funerals a day. He loves funerals.

His two first dove releases were weddings. They were the only weddings he has done. Once he found funerals, he wouldn't do a wedding for triple his usual fee.
He was doing it wrong.

You don't release the doves until
  1. The guests have had a few drinks, and
  2. After they got their shotguns out of the truck