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Old 01-09-2017, 11:03 AM
Little Nemo Little Nemo is offline
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Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Western New York
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I was investigating a stabbing at work.

"Who stabbed you?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know his name? Okay, what did he look like?"
"I don't know."
"Was he covering his face?"
"I didn't look at him."
"You didn't look at him? Somebody stabbed you three times in the stomach and you didn't think you should take a look to see what was going on?"

But he was more convincing than the guy who had a balloon of cocaine up his ass but told me the cocaine didn't belong to him and he didn't know how it got there.