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Old 04-14-2017, 08:38 PM
nightshadea nightshadea is offline
Join Date: May 2001
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funny story ..... my mom was talking about going to Hawaii for a vacation and I said with out thinking "well if planes or boats are too expensive we could always take the train..... 45 seconds later and I realized my mistake and laughed

mom how ever was waxing eloquently on how cool a train trip would be .....for the next 20 minutes ,,,,,

finally I said "mom think about it .. wheres Hawaii"
"in the middle of the ocean"
"ok would they have train tracks going there "

her face turned red as she realized what I was getting at and she then flung a fork at me because I couldn't stop laughing .......