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Old 04-17-2017, 11:46 AM
Azeotrope Azeotrope is offline
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Originally Posted by Telemark View Post
There's a car ad where the potential buyer and a salesman are out on a test drive. He tells her about the turbo engine, she floors it. He tells her about the lane assist and she lets go of the steering wheel making the car drift into another lane before the correct stops it. Finally he tells her about the braking assist and she goes "You mean this car can stop itself?" and heads off, presumably right at a tree.

These are safety features, not see how your car can save you features.
And she'll probably end up on one of the Liberty Mutual commercials whining about how her mean ol' insurance company won't give her a brand new car, a million dollars, and a puppy, because apparently the point of auto insurance is to reward you for driving like a lunatic.