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Old 04-25-2017, 03:26 PM
Left Hand of Dorkness Left Hand of Dorkness is offline
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More of a rule than a law, it's the Core Competency Rule. I developed this obvious-as-shit rule after going to my favorite pizzeria and thinking, "hmm, I'm more in the mood for fish and chips tonight," and ordering fish and chips, and they sucked.

The rule is this: when a restaurant has a core competency, order that. Don't go to a Chinese buffet and get their mac and cheese. Don't go to a seafood restaurant and order the steak. And ferchrissake, when you go to a pizzeria, get a fuckin pizza.