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Old 04-30-2017, 08:53 PM
Siam Sam Siam Sam is offline
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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The festival was still going on when I left to go stop by the Honolulu Tavern, a venerable old dive bar here in Waikiki. A group of drinkers were just about to wander over to see the the festival. I told them I'd just come from there, and this Canadian lady, a tourist, asked me, "Do they have anything vegetarian over there?"

I just looked at her and said, "Yeah, Spam."