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Old 02-19-2003, 10:26 AM
keeper0 keeper0 is offline
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Airplane invented here!
Posts: 414
My Big Fat Greek Wedding:

Her: My family has done nothing but make my life miserable, embarrassing and degrading for thirty some years, but I love them and love being Greek.

Him: I find the strangeness of your world compelling and will put up with 27 layers of crap to marry you. I will not ask you to compromise and accept any of my background, because Greek culture is clearly superior.

Parents: We bought you the house next door. Now we can keep making you feel miserable, embarassed and degraded forever.

Everyone: Pass the Windex!