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Old 02-20-2003, 10:39 AM
JerH JerH is offline
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 933

Britney Spears: My dad is overprotective - I want to go see my mom.
Black friend: I want to go visit my boyfriend.
Pregnant friend: I'm pregnant.
Guy with car: I can drive you all to California.
Britney: Oh no, my mom doesn't like me!
Black friend: Oh no, my boyfriend is a creep!
Pregnant friend: Oh no, I fell down the stairs and had a miscarriage!
Guy with car: I love you Britney!
Britney's dad: I love you too, but not in the same way!
Britney: Wow! I think I should sing!