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Old 05-27-2019, 12:55 AM
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Anyone have any novel theories on why my utility bills are so high?
Polyamorous people

Yeah, all those polyamorous people lounging about the place, putting extra strain on the air conditioning, rummaging around in the refrigerator for things to re-enact that scene from 9 Weeks with, keeping the lights on at all hours of the day and night, re-charging their rechargeable sex toys--all that adds up to some pretty stiff* electric bills.
*If you know what I mean.