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Old 01-07-2011, 11:55 AM
norinew norinew is offline
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Originally Posted by panache45 View Post
I sometimes have tremors.

When I play my violin, I've got awesome vibrato.

The tremors add a whole new dimension to masturbation.

I save electricity by not needing an electric toothbrush.

I'm the official Shake 'n' Bake chef.
Heh. Yep, haven't had to buy batteries for my vibrator in years. It's also a great 'getting sex started with the hubby' line: "Come on, baby, we've got to go to bed right now while my hands can still move this fast!"