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Old 01-09-2017, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BobLibDem View Post
Homely girl lets her hair down takes off her glasses, and is still homely.

"Here's my phone number- it's 381....."

Guy collapses. Cop rushes over to him, puts his finger on his neck for 0.3 seconds and says "he's dead". EMT shoves cop away, starts CPR, and the guy survives.

Detective shows up for work on his last day. He finishes up his paperwork, goes out to lunch, and nothing much happens the rest of the day and he retires in peace.
The 1990 movie The Adventures of Ford Fairlane:

Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. Write down my number: 555-6321 Got it?
Twin Club Girl: Yeah. Wait a minute. 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies.
Ford Fairlane: No shit, honey. What do you think this is? Real life?