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Old 06-21-2019, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sunny Daze View Post
I have a vague curiosity if anyone FAANG-adjacent was stupid enough to hire him, but I'm willing to live without knowing.
You have to give the man some credit. When he says:
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Originally Posted by SamuelA View Post
Too bad I'm busy preparing for my FAANG interviews.
It just really means he's going to a run-of-the-mill motherfuckin' job fair.

If he was in Basic in 2005, and knowing that at a minimum he was 17 during Basic Training (with his parent's permission--nay, encouragement to get him the fuck outta the house), that puts him around 31/32 today. He's trying to break into a field with twenty-somethings that probably do have relevant experience, schooling, charm, and personality. If he truly is hanging overseas with prostitutes though, he'll never get a security clearance with the government. I don't know how the non-governmental organizations work their corporate security, but I suspect they perform some sort of background searches where travel/financial red flags would appear.

Tripler
Best of luck to you, SamuelA! Come back and tell us how you did!

Last edited by Tripler; 06-21-2019 at 07:39 AM.