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Old 01-04-2017, 06:33 PM
Morbo Morbo is offline
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: 123 Fake Street
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"Hello, you have called computer expert character. You will notice my thick silly glasses, messy workspace, Sci-Fi desk trinkets, currently-in-motion Newton's Cradle, funny posters and craazy nerd shirt! I'll solve your problem using a backdoor Microsoft Ethernet GUI Linux IP! Give me ten seconds and I will pound the shit out of my keyboard into a DOS window without using a mouse while saying a famous movie line that has no relevance! That's no Moon, that's a Space Station! I'm in!"