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Old 05-16-2019, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Disheavel View Post
...dehumidifier, welder, rubber duck, checkers [these are my current words for checking in to see who and where I am being listened to. If I get corresponding google or amazon results, I'll know for sure]
Say, friend, would you like to break into the exciting world of checking rubber ducks? Can you lift 50 pound boxes? Melt the edges of dehumidifiers until they fuse together? Pass a drug test? Well, just click here, or come to think of it, don't bother. Our agents are already in your neighborhood and will be at your door in 7 minutes. We suggest you have a carryon bag packed, and bring snacks and a valid passport.