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Old 12-08-2009, 08:48 AM
MeanOldLady is offline
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: At long last, home
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Originally Posted by jjimm View Post
MeanOldLady, I know you're apparently married and all, but, I'm like, not, and stuff? So legally and stuff, that wouldn't be cheating technically*. And we wear the same contact lenses, and you look great as a witch. And I would happily fund your bourbon habit, and get grumpy at whippersnappers too. Whaddya say?

*Don't quote me on that.
It's actually only a legal matter. My spouse hates me. That's fine, I'm in love with Elijah Craig, anyway.