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Old 12-26-2007, 10:41 PM
Mister Rik Mister Rik is offline
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bunghole of WA
Posts: 12,383
I really enjoy the BoyMongoose version:

And I wrote this one last week:

The 12 Days of Christmas, D&D Style
("Wizards" is Wizards of the Coast, publisher of Dungeons & Dragons)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Wizards gave to me
Twelve hungry dragons
Eleven revised classes
Ten thousand new feats
Ninth-level spells
Eight-headed hydras
Seven polyhedrals
Six brand new splatbooks
Five magic rings
Fourth Edition
Three henchmen
Two purple worms
And a Dungeon Master trying to kill me