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Old 07-08-2013, 01:32 PM
turtlescanfly turtlescanfly is offline
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Southeastern Pennsylvania
Posts: 435
Seeing as how its well established that someone becomes responsible enough to drink alcohol EXACTLY 21 YEARS after they poked their little head into the world and not a day or an hour or a minute sooner, I'd say we need to answer this question definitively as soon as possible. Otherwise, because of leap years and divergent sun rises we run the risk of allowing someone to drink before they are really ready. Or worse, denying those sweet, sweet intoxicants to someone otherwise rightfully entitled due to the capriciousness of our planet's wobbly orbit. Stoopid planet!

Or not.