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Old 12-28-2018, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Baker View Post
I think everyone is in a conspiracy to make me work hard on my birthday, which is 12/31.
Potentially interesting anecdote:

My younger brother was born at approximately 1:22am on January first. Mom went in labor on NYE. My father was kicked out of the delivery room because he kept trying to get Mom to give birth before the ball dropped in Times Square. He wanted that tax deduction.

For the rest of my father's life - even long after he and Mom divorced - he'd ask my brother on his birthday "why couldn't you have been born two hours earlier?"

One year, my brother replied "how come you didn't have sex with Mom two hours earlier?"

Without missing a beat, he replied "I wasn't drunk enough yet"
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