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Old 06-10-2019, 07:31 PM
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Scare me, just for fun


So lately, past 6 months or so, I've had no appetite. I get hungry as all get out, but food just seems icky. Even stuff I'd normally pack away is a turn off. I still enjoy cooking for the family, I just dont want anything. Some days I'll have a protein shake or smoothie for breakfast, work through lunch, no dinner, maybe a handful of grapes or a couple strips of bacon before bed. And zero weight loss. True story.

I could see a doctor, but that's no fun and it's not what this is about. Today, I want YOU to be the doctor. So dig deep in your book of medical woo, consult your maiden aunt, roll some dungeon dice and consult a chart---tell me what's wrong with me.