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Old 06-10-2019, 09:12 PM
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No doubt you're just sleep binging on junk food and assorted crap your waking brain can't admit to liking. Check you credit card statement for charges to "Bill's Deep Fried Lard" (now with midnight delivery). Check the area trash cans for an inordinate number of "Little Debbie" wrappers.

You should maybe super-glue your mouth shut before bed just to be safe.
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