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Old 06-11-2019, 12:48 PM
Noelq is offline
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Its a tapeworm.

Its set up housekeeping in your intestines, and is laying eggs in all your major organs. Soon, as its sentience increases, it will start to "improve" upon your organs.

The movie "The Thing" will no longer be funny to you.