View Single Post
Old 06-11-2019, 01:41 PM
snfaulkner's Avatar
snfaulkner is offline
Join Date: May 2015
Location: 123 Fake Street
Posts: 7,856
Originally Posted by Noelq View Post
Its a tapeworm.

Its set up housekeeping in your intestines, and is laying eggs in all your major organs. Soon, as its sentience increases, it will start to "improve" upon your organs.

The movie "The Thing" will no longer be funny to you.
The only thing funny about The Thing is Wilford Brimley swinging an axe.
It may be because I'm a drooling simpleton with the attention span of a demented gnat, but would you mind explaining everything in words of one syllable. 140 chars max.