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Old 06-11-2019, 04:34 PM
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Remember the night that you dreamed you were a snake and swallowed an egg whole? Wondering why your TMJ seemed really bad the next morning? Still can't find your bowling ball? Mmmhmm. The answer is in the questions, grasshopper.
Well, one night I dreamed I was eating a five pound marshmallow and when I woke up, half my pillow was gone.