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Old 04-30-2009, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by filmore View Post
.... We really need to vet candidates to be sure they're fully qualified.
Senator Horndog (R-Hooha): Clearly, the job of thoroughly vetting the First Lady should go the Senator with the most seniority. Now, who might that be? Well, I'll be, its me! Stern duty calls, gentlemen....

Congressman Cravenlust (D-etroit): Back off, slim! I'm Chair of the Subcommittee on Urban Gentrification and Arena Acquisition, so, clearly, the job belongs to me!

Senator Horndog: What the fuck does Urban Gentrification have to do with vetting the First Lady?

Congressman Cravenlust: Nothin'. But I got a gun....