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Old 06-10-2019, 07:36 AM
Jackmannii is offline
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Originally Posted by Shodan
Practice saying "ho ho ho" and you're golden.
A full white beard doesn't always work out that way.

One of the construction workers I see at the hospital is an older, tall, overweight guy with a glowering expression who has such a beard, but he doesn't bring to mind Santa. Instead, think "Satanic Father Christmas".