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Old 07-04-2019, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Kelevra View Post
Ahh, a nice peaceful morning on the front porch with a cup of tea. The boy and wife are asleep. The dog has been fed. Feel the stress float away.

Hmmm what time is it?
8:00! Cue the lawnmowers! Fire up the two cycle line trimmers and leaf blowers! Its the suburbs, weve got to have our lawns just right!

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There are times when I mow early just because it's going to be too hot later on. If that's the case, I don't mind so much. But if you're mowing early on a cool day, you're a jerk.

So it's July 4th and my Facebook feed is full of troop-sucking glurge. Enough! I know you fucking just fucking love our infallible lovable god-like warriors of democracy! We've got Armed Forces Day, Flag Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, and Veteran's Day. Five fucking days each year turned into Suck The Military's Dick Day. Fuck.