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Old 08-08-2019, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Miller View Post
Also, swords that go "schwing!" when you pull them from their scabbard are dumb. Swords that go "schwing!" when you swing them through the air are inexcusable.
So are rifles (or any other piece of military equipment) that rattle when soldiers march.

"What's that noise, maggot? You not takin' proper care of your gear, maggot? Drop and give me 200 pushups NOW, maggot!"
"Makes you wonder why we bother, eh, Fawlty?"
"Didn't know you did, Major."

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