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Old 09-11-2019, 10:55 PM
Ukulele Ike is online now
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Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: Brooklyn
Posts: 17,721
As the proud owner of a nickel-imbued stainless steel refrigerator, I WELCOME my new blank-faced beer-holding monolithic overlord.

My oven-mitt magnets, beer-opener magnets, magnetized calendar and shopping lists live happily on the side, and I give a jolly wink at the empty frontage as I brew my morning tea and butter my English muffin each day.