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Old 03-18-2020, 12:58 PM
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I spoke with the folks at the clinic, they ran me through a questionnaire. I did not meet the criteria to get tested.

Let's see. The governor has declared a state of emergency. There are confirmed cases in my county. I have had the cough for 5 days now, though the chills seem to have subsided. When do I Ever have a cough for 5 days? Especially with taking 2 naps a day and permanent happy hour. Shit, when do I take 2 naps a day? Never, that's when. Never a cough for 5 days like this, that's when.

I think I will come out the other side of this just fine if a little poorer. But I feel like I have a novel virus all right, and I can't get tested, and that strikes me as stupid.
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