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Old 03-23-2020, 07:18 PM
RioRico is offline
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We don't receive spam phone calls. I feel so undervalued and unappreciated.

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Originally Posted by carnivorousplant View Post
They will break in on some bored guy cleaning his duck gun.
Or on some innocent old gal with a herd of attack-trained kittehs. Or... an abandoned house nearby is sometimes inhabited by a black bear. I eagerly await a break-in there.

We should see a surge in sales of QUARANTINE signs to be placed as intruder deterrents. That beats a SOLICITORS WILL BE FED TO ZOMBIES sign. But skip doorbell cams - they deter few. Well, a nearby guy captured images of five mountain lions at his porch. Maybe this is the sign to post:
* PUMA FEEDING STATION *
RUN! THEY LIKE TO CHASE