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Old 03-26-2020, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by nelliebly View Post
Nothing says, "I really do give a shit" like a TP bouquet.

Nothing says "hoarding" like a florist who has enough rolls of TP to be making and selling bouquets out of it.

On an unrelated note: I bet a lot of people wish they had one of these instead of using TP.