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Old 03-26-2020, 10:47 PM
RioRico is offline
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The orange terror whined awhile back about having to flush his toilet dozens of times. He probably uses vast amounts of TP too. (That's why my sister divorced an ex.) Back in the day, when hard drugs were scarce, Keith Richards was blamed for shortages. I attribute a US lack of tissues to Putin's puppy. Is White House plumbing rootered more than during the Obama years? Have executive plumbers (the old kind) written any tell-alls?

Then there's the bear and squirrel joke. Bear asks squirrel, "Does shit stick to your fur?" "Why, no." You can guess what happens next.

No corncobs were injured while writing this post.