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Old 11-24-2015, 04:01 PM
DrDeth is offline
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: San Jose
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Originally Posted by Chimera View Post
Goddamn I hate this too:

Me: (departmentname) this is Chimera.
Phone: Silence
Me: (pause) Hello?
Phone: Silence
Me: (starting to remove headset to hang up)
Phone: (very very quietly) Hello?
Me: Yes?
Phone: Um, Hello? Hello?
Me: (clear throat) Yes?
Phone: Oh, um, hi. (long pause)

FUCK YOU BITCH. Learn how to use a goddamned phone.