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Old 05-22-2019, 07:17 PM
don't mind me is offline
Join Date: May 2003
Location: somewhere over there
Posts: 1,310
Long ago, my aunt and her husband spotted her cousin across the room at a bar. The husband walked over, chit-chatted and asked her to dance. After a minute or two he asked, "You don't recognize me, do you?"

"No, you must not have been very good."

He walked her over to his waiting wife. Oops.