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Old 03-12-2020, 06:03 PM
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A few things work. Tramp the champ. Trimp the chimp. Tromp the chomp. Trump the chump. "E" and "Y" have no place there, more's the pity. Diphthongs fail, too. Maybe they caught the virus. The orange virus. They're fucked.

The Secret Service presidential protection team has established a new virus screen protocol for potential visitors to this POTUS. Non-family will be bound and tossed into a pond. The healthy will sink; the infected will float and be disposed of. Family will be stripped naked and sprayed with a bleach+cocaine solution sold by Alex Jones.

Meanwhile, federal virus czar Michael Pence celebrated Native American Day by distributing infected blankets as per tradition. The motto: "Like nooses, they're reusable!" Thus does this administration embrace sustainability.