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Old 03-12-2020, 11:54 PM
RioRico is offline
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Originally Posted by Beckdawrek View Post
I always miss episodes of panic shopping. Pisses me right off.
Those are exciting times when one can bludgeon competitors for handy-wipes and the last discounted cans of Dinty Moore stew. If I needed a wheelchair, I'd install Ben-Hur hubcaps, big slashing blades to keep enemy shoppers at a safe distance. When will store greeters start frisking us for firearms? They won't find my poison darts, nya-ha--ha!

Will coughing in a checkout line clear away shoppers now?