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Old 05-18-2019, 09:24 AM
Annie-Xmas is offline
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Originally Posted by monstro View Post
Jesus is supposed to return one day. I wonder if all Christians would even recognize him.

"That long-haired commie pinko coastal elite has got some nerve, calling himself 'Jesus'. Where's his semi-automatic rifle? Where's his MAGA hat? Where's his 'fuck your feelings' t-shirt? That guy ain't the Jesus I know! He's probably an illegal alien! LOCK HIM UP!"
Better yet: "That long-haired commie pinko coastal elite black bitch has got some nerve, calling herself 'Jesus'. Where's her semi-automatic rifle? Where's her MAGA hat? Where's her 'fuck your feelings' t-shirt? That N****r cunt ain't the Jesus I know! She's probably an illegal alien! LOCK HER UP!"[/QUOTE]