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Old 09-09-2019, 12:20 PM
Sparky812 is offline
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Great White North
Posts: 4,702
"Can you play "Piano Man"?" ... while playing guitar at a gig, party, campfire, etc..

- Yes, but this guitar doesn't have any flats/black keys.
- Yes, but I can't whistle.
- Yes... then play something completely different.
- No, never heard of it.

"Do you work here?"

While picking up supplies/equipment at Home Depot wearing workboots, a sweat shirt and jeans and not a uniform or orange apron.

Last edited by Sparky812; 09-09-2019 at 12:22 PM.