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Old 09-03-2009, 08:23 PM
Peanuthead Peanuthead is offline
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Originally Posted by Indistinguishable View Post
"Your grandmother sucks eggs."

Anyway, listen to samclem; he actually knows what he's talking about. Common sense can be misleading; counterintuitive as it may be, the evidence collected by those who study this sort of thing academically does indicate that the relevant sense of "sucks" quite likely did not, in fact, originally have anything to do with fellatio.
Yeah, right. It was never a euphemism, was it? They really meant suck eggs. Hmmm, chicken eggs? Duck eggs? Goose eggs? Yeah, suck those eggs while "another mule is kickin' in your stall".