View Single Post
Old 08-11-2019, 02:02 PM
SamuelA is offline
Join Date: Feb 2017
Posts: 3,903
Originally Posted by JohnT View Post
If I got this right, SamA came back on the same day Jeffrey Epstein got Barred, right?

I'm not sayin'... but I'm definitely not not sayin', either.
So you're saying that Jeffrey Epistein faked his death and is my account? That would make me a billionaire financier who has managed to evade the law in the ultimate way. Also technically more successful than any other poster here, and able to buy the board itself outright. Amusingly this would also mean I could in fact buy the board, have myself promoted to senior moderator, and ban permanently everyone else in this thread. And then the cheetos would be mine.