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Old 03-16-2014, 04:31 PM
Slithy Tove Slithy Tove is offline
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Buford, Georgia
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Don't morticians insert cotton into the rectum to prevent embarrassing postmortem flatulence during funeral services?

If so, I'll ascribe the faint smile on his corpse's face to that.