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Old 06-15-2019, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Ukulele Ike View Post
“Can I get a Diet Mountain Dew?”

“Why the fuck would you want THAT? I’m bringing you a cup of coffee.”
Heh. I patronize an Italian restaurant owned/operated by an older Italian woman who people either love or despise. She drops "F" bombs like a longshoreman. "Could you cut my spaghetti up?" "You want I should wipe your shitty ass too?" The woman asking walked out, with her husband apologizing, paying for their drinks, then following her out.

It's like dinner theater. We watch the waitstaff's attempts to mollify customers, it's a blast.