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Old 06-17-2019, 03:05 PM
TimfromNapa is offline
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 188
Originally Posted by kayaker View Post
Heh. I patronize an Italian restaurant owned/operated by an older Italian woman who people either love or despise. She drops "F" bombs like a longshoreman. "Could you cut my spaghetti up?" "You want I should wipe your shitty ass too?" The woman asking walked out, with her husband apologizing, paying for their drinks, then following her out.

It's like dinner theater. We watch the waitstaff's attempts to mollify customers, it's a blast.
Okay, someone needs to put that scene in a movie somewhere, sometime.