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Old 03-20-2011, 02:42 AM
Malacandra is offline
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Location: England, Britain, UK
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Originally Posted by GuanoLad View Post
The reason Nobby can't prove he's human is because he's as short as a dwarf, not just because he's a bit weird and creepy.
No, it's because he's such a genetic throwback he looks like a badly shaved, poorly educated ape with appalling manners and an assortment of disfiguring ailments, and makes anywhere he's stood or sat look like it needs a good scrub down as soon as he's gone.